One-Trip Wonder

Dad strength knows no bounds.

As a father, I am legally required to carry every single grocery bag from the car to the kitchen in one trip. You might think I’m crazy, or that someone could get hurt by my unnecessary feats of strength, and that would only indicate to me that you and I are not cut from the same cloth.

You take the road more traveled and exit the garage with one bag in each hand, because you are not built like me. I am the man in the arena, and you are a spectator.